THE 2-MINUTE RULE FOR MEAL DEAL FML

These days, I place skittles up my vagina, to become adorable for my boyfriend on valentines day, so I might style good. As he was ingesting me out, he pushed 1 skittle up up to now and couldn't get it out. I led to up during the ER for four several hours, with laughing nurses. FML.As we navigate through the layers of Web slang, it will become